Signs+that+you+are+doing+way+too+much+calculus

Signs That You're Doing WAAAY Too Much Calculus · You long for the days of geometric proofs.

· You're in your math teacher's room more than your own.

· You consider sitting around doing calculus with your friends at a party. · You begin screaming hysterically at the sight of an integral

· You weep uncontrollably at the sound of dripping water.

· When you drink shakes, you determine the rate of change of the depth of the beverage.

· You give people directions to places using vectors.

· You can find the derivative of ln(5x) but can't figure out the quotient of 4/2.

YOU'RE UNABLE TO FIND ANY PENCILS WITH ERASERS STILL ON THEM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE!